NO. HAHAHAnoooo.

As promised, here is your new favorite blog.

Boys, and girls, this one is for you.

The topic I would like to talk about today is the difference between "NO." and "hahahanoooooo."

Somehow, people get this confused.

I'm going to put it real simply for ya.

"Wanna kiss?" "NO."

"Wanna kiss?" "hahahahanooooooo"

"hahahahahanooooo" really means yes, but it's awkward that you asked.
Also if you wrap your arms around her and tickle her and she still laughs, that's a definite yes.

All girls like a movie scene. This is an absolute. Every girl wants a movie kiss, especially the first one, and she wants SPARKS every time you DO kiss.

See, girls like originality. We don't want you to be cliche and boring because ... well because its cliche and boring. We want something to brag about to all of our girlfriends.

Another thing, GIRLS TALK. Don't think that we don't, even if she says "I won't tell my friends that you peed your pants! I PROMISE!" that is exactly what she will go do.

That's for another time though.

Now, some of you are probably wondering how I know the difference between NO and HAHHAno.

Very simple. I am a girl.
I'm also very blunt.

But guys, and girls, if she says NO, leave her the hell alone after that.

I must go into details about the distinct NO vs. HAHAHAno.

NO-
1. Absolutely no way in hell.
2. Please back off now you're creeping me out.
3. No, this doesn't mean you can try again in a couple days.
4. If I wanted to -----(kiss, love, make-out, go on a date...)---- I would've made it extremely apparent by now.
5. I'm going to tell all of my friends about this because you made it so awkward.
6. I'm going to tell all of my friends about this because I don't know how to be around you now.
7. No means no means no.

HAHAHAno-
1. Absolutely every way in hell, I've waited forever for you to ask/do this.
2. Please don't back off or I will be really sad.
3. If you don't do it now, please try again in a couple days.
4. I WANT TO -----(KISS, LOVE, MAKE-OUT, GO ON A DATE....)----- RIGHT NOW!
5. I'm going to tell all my friends about how awesome you are.
6. I'm going to tell all my friends about how awesome you are and what I should do to make sure you ask me out on another date.
7. HAHAHAno means YES means YES.


GIRLS OVERTHINK THINGS! This plays into the whole "movie-scene" thing. We imagine you taking us out and the night just goes swimmingly. So, yes boys, and girls, you need to try and impress her, just a little bit.

So, now you're wondering, how do I make her change her mind from a "NO." to a "hahahhano"? You can't. Once a girl has made up her mind, she most likely won't change her opinion about you. ESPECIALLY IF YOU'RE IN THE FRIEND ZONE.

That's really all I have for now. Comments? Questions? Concerns? Sign into your g-mail and comment below.

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